manual da bolsa sanduíche, in engrish

Um estudante pode indagar-se como é fazer um doutorado no exterior.
Este post foi escrito para esse estudante.

It’s no big deal.

Actually it’s very simple.

First, you must convince people that you can do fancy stuff with non-Portuguese simbolic phenomena.
Fancy is good.
People love fancy.

Well that’s the most difficult part.
Fortunely, there’s good support for doing so, such as

this

But that’s it.

The rest is very simple:

First, Capes will give you money.
Money is a very important thing.
You take the money.
If you are in the United Kingdom, the money will be called “pounds”.
Pounds are very expensive money.
That is so because all pounds have a Queen over it.
The Queen is a very important person, and for this reason her money has to be as valuable as she.
You put the pounds inside your pocket.
You contact someone who owns private property.
You talk to this person. You rent their property.
At this height, you probably already spent 60% of your bolsa sanduíche.
Now you need to feed yourself, in order to survive.
You take more pounds.
You go to a place named Tesco.
In Tesco, you buy food.
You take the food home.
Hopefully, the food is not yellow.
You eat the food.
You convert food into energy. It’s OK, your body will do that for you.
You use energy to move your body to the lecture room.
You can enter this room because you paid a fee, using some of those pounds.
Now you have to participate in class.
You participate in class.
Now you have to write something.
You write something.
Now you go home
You go home
You assimilate more energy to put yourself in motion.
You are in motion.
You put yourself in motion.
You are motion.
Now you accumulate experiences.
You accumulate experiences.
The experiences convert into memories.
They convert into memories.
Then you have to come back.
You come back.
Your bolsa sanduíche will convert into prestige.
It converts into prestige.
Like the food you ate and the memories you made, it’s also automatic.
Society will do that for you.
Prestige will put you in a privileged condition.
You get in privileged condition.
Privileged condition enhance your probability in acquiring success.
You acquire success.
People will compete for success.
They compete for success.
They must struggle with themselves to.
They struggle with themselves to.
Then you struggle.
You struggle.
You have memories.
You struggle.
You have memories.
You struggle.
Then the days go by.
The days go by.
The days go by.
You struggle.
The days go by.
You have memories.
The days go by.
You have memories.
The days go by.
The days go by.
Then you get old.
You get old.
You will remember.
You remember.
You get old.
The days go by.
You remember.
The days go by.
You remember.
The days go by.
You remember.
The days go by.

Um comentário sobre “manual da bolsa sanduíche, in engrish

  1. Very curious article.

    Looks like it’s very simple to survive a bolsa sanduíche experience #sqn. Everything is obvious once you understand it.

    I didn’t get the last part probably because I never had a bolsa sanduíche. Regardless, the island of freedom has true value.

    Awesome, always moving forward. Keep going, my great friend.

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